Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts(2011)

if beckham and brad pitt had a baby..the most beautiful baby in the world. if i had three wishes i would use all those three wishes on fucking that baby嘛呀这个段子哈哈哈 fat can be beautiful yeah just not to me-flight delay coz of we ran out of seat belt extensions; being an ugly woman is like being a man ur gonna have to work

“我不知道，菲尔普斯吸毒跌下神坛、还是你们崇拜一个游泳运动员，哪个更丢脸‘；“当一个丑女就相当于当男人——只能努力工作”

完全是为了瞅瞅脆莓公园里那只熊的真身长啥样才看 嗯 他还是作为一只熊比较好笑

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You are gonna have to work.瞬间泪奔～

这种stand up跟rap有异曲同工之妙

how is daniel tosh not gay?

最后一句和哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你要是个丑女人你除了像个汉子一样努力工作也没啥可选的了。

pitcum!!!! 其实还好 听说还有更重口的求看><